My tribemates are so cool

2006-05-19T17:41:00.000-07:00

Oh miie gaWd larhhs. I reAlly thiNk i nExt tymE will be DaMN FaTt nehhs. euu see miiE FoTo DEre--> i thiNk I Put oN a BiT of w8ghT lehHS! nOw HorH, whEn i WaLk miiE ThIghS stiCk tuuGethEr oNe oNlie miie fooT GoT MoVe De nehhs. dEn mY piNafoE siZe 62, cuStoM maDe, buT lykE TigHT tigHT, aLwaYs neEd inHaLer cAusE cannoT BrEathE worr. sTeWpiD lAh, my thRoAt clOggEd uP bY NecK fAts! sEe i unBuTtOn ryTe. aCtuAllie tEll euU a sEcREt... I dOn'T buTtoN miiE blOuSe at All oR ElsE i CaNnoT BrEatHE, althOUgh my blOuSe siZe 34 oleADie :(

AiYoh I tiNK GuOjUN wuN lykE me OLeadI worX :'( SoB soB

SUmmDaE miiE pRiNCe ChaRmiNG wilL cUm...

2006-05-19T08:26:00.000-07:00

TODAY, we commemorate BULLY WJ DAY (: I'm so happy that my friends are celebrating this for me. Anyway, today, Mrs Tng said that maybe those who are TALL and SLIM will grow up to FAT AND SHORT. Although I'm 130+cm and 80+kg, I think I'm still tall and slim. So next time i'll grow up to be shorter and fatter. PLANS when i'm short and fat.
1) I need to call the airline one month beforehand to make arrangements like making the toilet bowl bigger to fit my butt, expanding the doors so I can go in, calculate the stability.
2) I need to pay for 2 person's air ticket to fit my butt again, pay for 2 person's bus fare.
3) I need to call all those workers to open up my doors and windows when I'm sick so i can get out of the house to be admitted to the hospital. And I'll most lightly be carried out by some machine through the windows because if I ever take the lift, it'll go all the way down to the negative first floor. I can't fit into the walkway either.
4) I need to make special arrangement to meet up with my classmates in the hawker because the door of all the restaurants are too small for me.
5) No company would accept me as their test because they know that none of their slimming product will work on me.
And the list goes on...

I've never felt so good being bullied before, I hope I can get bullied everyday (: it's good when Wynn tricked me into falling into that hole in the field. It's good to eat nugget orange juice. It's good when I said I didn't want to be the catcher for the hide and seek game and Wynn and Jess just ran away to hide. It's nice to be insulted (: It's nice that Jess said my GANG will fight with pencil lead and eraser. I SO LOVE WYNN AND JESS (: THANK YOU for celebrating this day with me! <3!

2006-05-14T23:02:00.000-07:00

To my special someone <3

Ily so much, you're the love of my life.
I'll nvr forget you forever and ever.

We have a neverending story :D

HAAHHHA WJ YOU SO LIAN

Oh man i'm so cool

2006-05-14T22:35:00.000-07:00

I made this blog to give you guys a daily update on how my vocal cords are doing! :D

It has been wonderfully great killing all my friends with my china songs.
Okay I love everybody and christabel is my SHIFU WORRRS! :D :D

PS This is christabel, but this is approved by WJ :]
Congrats WJ on getting her first blog.

This blog is so ugly.